KaineOkamiBlackstar

I finally remembered the password to this account! Huzzah!! *Meaning, Nier gave me back my password.*

Soooo to anyone who didn't know, My new account is

If you wanna talk, use that one, I don't know if i'll deactivate this one yet,

I'll make my decision soon enough.

My Older sister(s) would be


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My Mother would be:

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My Younger sister(s) would be


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My Brother(s) of Awesome Chatzy-Ness:



Now, Why these people?
Well,
is Funny, Awesome, Random, and I just wish she *was* my older sister.*pets her*
Is Funny, Perverted, and was my first rp friend and I love her to death.*huggles*
BECAUSE SHE IS A NAG!!! Lol jk I love her, and she gives me good advice.
because she has that cute sorta little sister personality. *pets her*
because she is funny, and I *always* wanted a younger sister, and if I had one, I hope she would be like her. x3
LOL I met you on Chatzy, I love you're fanfictions and art, you're funny, and I love you. (more than Antonio does X3) Ti Amo Lovino~
 Ti amo Feliciano! Ti amo! ((you're so sweet and i love you to death.))
*Throws a desk* FRIENDSHIP TABLE!! ((you are funny and sweet, especially with 'DAT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE~! '))
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I did this because :
1.) I have wayyyy to much time on my hands.
2.) I wanted everyone to know that I love you all~ <3

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

XD WHY DO I ALWAYS GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE IN THE NORTH! FIRST SIGGY NOW Irèn!!

----->
You: Hello?
Stranger: Hei
You: .....Y-you're not Romania a-are you?
Stranger: Nei, this is Norway..
You: *tembling lessens* okay...
You: How is Iceland?
Stranger: He is getting better.. And who are you might I ask
You: You probably dont know me, but i am Valentina, i represent Central Italy.
Stranger: You're from Italia..? Sounds nice..
You: I guess. its to warm for me.
You: *waves it off* and we're poor, so its not the best.
Stranger: You have the sun at least, we've been without the sun all winter, and it's finally returning now.
You: ah, that does not sound pleasant....
You: *shivers*
Stranger: Mh, it isn't. Why are you shivering, kjære deg?
You: Ah, i felt cold for a second...*sighs* im still recovering from the diasaster....
You: Non ti preoccupare...
You: ((THE ALMIGHTY POWERS OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE!!))
Stranger: Hæ? Unnskyld?
Stranger: ((THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF KNOWING NORWEGIAN))
You: ((ahh you lucky biatch. I only know japanese....xD))
You: Dont worry, its nothing..
Stranger: ((ahh! You lucky biatch!))
Stranger: Oh, alright.
You: ((xD envy the other person. x3 i think we'll get along fine.))
Stranger: ((Jeg å))
You: *smiles* i got lost though.....i have no idea how i got here..
You: ((私はスキルを持って....ヘヘ、私は自分の舌で入力することができます！))
Stranger: ((Hva i helvette!? Jeg fårstår ikke en drit, D: Google oversetter her kommer jeg!))
You: （（問題？））
Stranger: ((Did you know there is TWO types of Norwegian, and we have to learn both. Not to mention that I have my dialect, so the google translate won't work unless I write in Norwegian Bokmål? >:3))
You: ((Now i know. Did you know that google translate is being gay and is fucking up what i type. x3 but its funneh all the same.))
You: *smiles* i got lost though.....i have no idea how i got here..
Stranger: Oh, well, you're all the way up in North Norway...
You: *sweatdrops* that far from Italy?
You: Shit...
Stranger: That far away from the world, you can only go to Finland or Russia from all the way up here..
Stranger: Or the North pole, if that is what you wish..
You: *sighs* *uses sarcasm* Yes, i want to go more north.... TT^TT fratello is gonna kill me.
Stranger: Ah, That is North Italy, right? Or am I mistaken?
You: North as well as South italy. you are correct....
Stranger: Beklager, I do not know any Italian..
You: Oh, non posso parlare norvegese, quindi mi sono fregato.
You: (( Translation: Oh, i cannot speak Norwegian, so i'm screwed.))
Stranger: Up here some people does not speak Norwegian, but the Sami language.. It is actually the Sami-peoples national day today.. ((No shit))
You: *rubs her temples* i need to get back.....
Stranger: I could book you a flight back home?
You: *eyes glisten* Davvero? Grazie mille! * lo abbraccia * Thank you so molto!
Stranger: -stares blankly at her- Ah, Du er hjertelig velkommen?
You: *hugs tight* *smiles sweetly*
Stranger: -pats her back- ....
You: You're very nice....
Stranger: . . . Well that was a new one..
You: huh?
Stranger: I haven't exactly been called 'nice' before..
You: Why not?
Stranger: Because they clearly haven't thought that I am nice
You: ((xD LOL))
You: I think you're nice.
Stranger: ((ಠ_ಠ))
Stranger: Takk, I guess?
You: You sound so surprised *laughs*
Stranger: I am..
You: so i realize.
Stranger: Well, you can't travel from Finnmark (northern Norway) And down to Italy... But you can from Tromsø, (Further south of Norway) So we should probably hop on a train to get there...
You: okay.
Stranger: Hm. -gazes around the snowy paths- I do believe it is this way, first, are you cold at all?
You: A little....
Stranger: -gives her his jacket- here.. And let's go find a Spark we can use to ride on.. ((Amh, it's almost like a sledge, google it 'En Spark'))
You: ((ever translate norwegian to Japanese....its interesting results...xD I TRIED!!))
You: *wraps the coat around her slender frame* uh huh...
Stranger: Hm, let's see. Ah, wait a second.. Herr Johannes? Hei, kunne jeg være så snill å få låne din spark? -walks over to another man-
You: *presses her lips together in a thin line*
Stranger: Takker, du finner den på togstasjonen nede i Elvedalen, greit? -walks over with the spark to Valentina- Here, sit down, it will go faster this way, with all the snow and up and downhills this will really help us..
You: *sits down as told*
Stranger: Just.. Hold on tight. -gives it a little kick and rides it down the street-
You: *lets out a soft squeak*
Stranger: -le steep downhill appears-
You: ((you're trying to kill me...xD))
Stranger: ((Welcome to norway~))
You: ((x3 thats it. Im gonna force you to end up in italy.))
Stranger: ((HAHA))
You: *clamps mouth shut* IL cercando di uccidermi!
You: ((YOU SHALL SUFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!))
Stranger: ((Pfft?! In italia? Where the sun shines and there is NO snow that blocks your front door so you have to crawl out the kitchen window to get to school? Oh please it will be like an vacation))
You: ((You suck.....))
You: (im actually stuck in italy, so let me explain-
You: YOU CANT WALK DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT BEING HIT ON!
The food is repetitive. ((im sick of Tomatos))
Italian's talk to fast, i cant keep up....TT^TT
You: and most of all ...
You: THEY ARE FUCKING ANNOYING!!)
Stranger: ((Let me tell you how Norway is: Snow, fjords, bad weather, blizzards... It where -32 degrees here last week -.-))'
You: *clamps mouth shut* Si sta tentando di uccidermi!
You: ((i could live with that, as long as no one hits on me. TT^TT))
Stranger: (( No one will hit on you here unless they are drunk.. ))
You: ((*grabs bags* Im moving.))
Stranger: ((And no one will smile to you, or talk to you....))
Stranger: (( JK! XD))
Stranger: ((... And we eat too much fish, potatoes and sheep.))
You: ((i can live with that. :
Me: i hate you all.....))
Stranger: -runs down the hill, no cars in sight-
You: ((Yep, your trying to kill Val. Shame, i like her. T^T))
Stranger: ((There is NO Cars in North Norway so they won't get run over))
Stranger: ((Beware of reindeers though...))
You: ((i mean i'll die of a fucking heart attack. In Italy, we NEVER do this))
You: *goes really pale*
You: ((we are mellow people))
You: ((OH YEAH! but we have the Mafia.))
Stranger: ((... and moose and bear..))
Stranger: ((Wolves.. foxes... ))
You: ((and Denmark would piss himself in nature....*im a SATW fan...*))
Stranger: ((Haha, geez, you know what, I nearly LIVE on a mountain. Danes are annoying.. they call us mountain monkeys....))
Stranger: ((*is a SATW fan too*))
You: ((YESH! xD))
You: (lol but im weird. My dad makes us move alot, so ive been almost everywhere.
Where ive bee:
You: (Fuck my comp for cutting me off))
You: ((TT^TT it does that...))
Stranger: (( I have always been in North Norway ಠ_ಠ))
Stranger: ((Oh and something that is not true in SATW.. Norwegians are NOT big and tall, most guys are tall and really skinny..))
Stranger: ((It is ridiculous how skinny they are...))
You: Where ive been:
Japan,
Sweden,
Italy,
America,
Spain,
Brazil,
Portugal,
Cuba,
Germany (i will...never...speak...of it...))
Argentina,
You: and the list can and would go on.
You: Really? ANOREXIC!?!))
Stranger: No, but just slim.. I mean, I don't know a fat Norwegian.....))
Stranger: ((A young fat norwegian that is..))
You: ((xD))
Stranger: (( Well, we have a American here.. he is pretty fat..))
You: (LOL)
You: ((thats nice to say.))
Stranger: ((Hahaha sorry but it is true!))
You: ((x3 i cant say much, im *STILL* trying to burn off fat from my last visit to america.))
Stranger: ((I can't believe they eat Pancakes for breakfast.. We eat bread....))
You: ((In japan we eat rice. *BEST DIET EVER!!*))
You: ((and we nosebleed easily.))
You: ((which is why i no longer read Norway X Denmark Fanfictions.)
Stranger: ((ಠ෴ಠ))
You: (My twin brother is now laughing over my shoulder. xD he's evil. DAMN YOU NEIR!!))
Stranger: ((But Danes are SOO ANNOYING!!!))
You: ((My brother might be danish.))
Stranger: ((YOU ARE ANNOYING!!))
Stranger: ((to your Brother~))
Stranger: ((From me :3))
You: (( he says :
" SHUT UP YOU DAMN MOUNTAIN MONKEY!"
Me:get you're gay ass outta my room.
Stranger: ((I AM NO MOUNTAIN MONKEY JUST BECAUSE I SKII DOWN MORE MOUNTAINS IN A DAY THAN YOU WILL EVER DO!!!))
You: ((wait...if my twin is danish....wont i be? *sobs hysterically*))
Stranger: ((But you are cute so I forgive you..))
You: ((xD))
You: ((lol my bro:
Neir(sorry, we have japanese names xD): Kaine, Look at you're chest, you're Swedish.))
You: ((XD IM LAUGHING SO HARD!!))
Stranger: ((GASP! And I am just Norwegian -sobs- ))
You: ((GAK NIER GROPED ME FROM BEHIND! TT^TT ))
You: ((I HATE THAT!))
You: ((Damn perv...))
Stranger: ((WAT! I WILL KILL HIM WITH MY FISH!!))
Stranger: ((FISH SLAP!))
You: ((xD FISH BIATCH SLAP~!!))
Stranger: ((OMG WHY AM I LISTENING TO A DANISH SONG!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!))
You: ((Nuuuuu~))
Stranger: ((Aw phuw.. I only realized it was danish when he said: dine øyne er så blå
Stranger: ((Or it's more Dine øjne e så blå in danish))
You: ((.......?.....))
Stranger: ((Your eyes are so blue))
You: oh....
You: i need to learn more languages...
You: especially because i keep traveling.
Stranger: I only know three norwegian ones, Sami, German and English..
You: (Ah, thats not bad. i only know Spanish, French, Italian, Japanese, English, and a little swedish... I could say German but im not particularly good.))
Stranger: omg..
You: ((omg what?))
Stranger: you know japanease...
Stranger: japanese..
Stranger: I can't even spell ig
You: ((xD))
You: i know it cuz i was born their. (yet i dont look asian..xD))
Stranger: -sobs-
You: x3 jelly bro?
Stranger: Jaaa
You: *pokes your cheek* jelly?
You: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllly~?
You: xD
Stranger: JAAAAAAAa
Stranger: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Stranger: FOR FAEN JAAAAAAAAAa
You: XD i know what Faen means. ((i dont even speak Norwegian, i just roleplay with someone who plays Norway and i play Iceland. xD))
You: ((very amusing))
Stranger: >:3
Stranger: It means FUCK
Stranger: but not the act of FUCKING
You: ((i know. xD))
Stranger: it relates to the Icelandic word, Fjandinn, which means 'the devil' There is a norwegian documentry of the word. Do you want the link?
You: *how i react * I just got out of school yet im still learning......
You: *MIND FUCK!))
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkJf0m…
You: mind faen.
Stranger: :3
Stranger: You can't say it like Mind fucked..
You: *facepalm* I TRIED MY BEST!
You: TT^TT
Stranger: hum.. I guess that would be more like Føkka i haue..
You: Cant say i didnt try.
Stranger: FAAN!
Stranger: FANDEN
Stranger: PERKELE~
You: baka...
Stranger: :3
You: Ineta Baka.
You: ((your an idiot...)
You: ((im trying it how its pronounced, not how its spelt, so it looks fucked up.))
Stranger: FAAAAAEEEEEEN
Stranger: In norwegian that would be
Stranger: Du er en idiot
Stranger: Du er ein fjomp (The second norwegian)
You: We got WAY off topic...
Stranger: HAHAH
You: I think you were busy KILLING ME!
Stranger: hahahhahah no no
You: yes yes.
You: si assassino
Stranger: JEG ER IKKE EN SNIKMYRDER!
Stranger: I am no assassin
You: ((no i called you a murderer.))
You: *I* am an assassin *ninja mode activated*
Stranger: Eg e ikkje ein myrder!
You: Care to translate Amigo?
You: or amiga?
Stranger: Jeg er ikke en morder
Stranger: I am no murderer.
Stranger: AMIGA actually
You: Fine fine, Amiga.
You: And si, you are
You: FUCK YOURSELF NIER! UP YOUR GAY ASS!
You: Sorry...im using voice commands...
You: x3
Stranger: seriously?!
You: imma type now....
Stranger: WHAT
You: Sorry, me and my brother go back and forth like that, which is why i am typing now. When i type in foreign languages, i usually use my vocal commands to make it more accurate.
Stranger: omg...
Stranger: you can DO THAT?!
You: Yeah, my computer allows me to...
You: Doesnt it for you as well?
Stranger: No..
You: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! im special.
Stranger: Japanese people... so advanced...
You: Of course *hair flip* we're bosses.
You: LOL my bro:
Nier: Kaine look! *shows me a porn book*
Kaine:*nosebleeds*
You: NOW I GOTTA CLEAN UP MY BLOOD.
You: FUCK YOU NIER.
You: YOU BITCH!
Stranger: seriously, do you nose bleed?
You: Yes, rather easiry
You: Fuck its picking up my accent.
You: ;A;
Stranger: ...........................................
You: Im screwing up the mic, brb.
Stranger: HAHA
You: I got blood to clean so give me a second.
Stranger: lol
You: NIER TOUCH MY COMPUTER AND ILL KILL YOU WITH A STAKE KNIFE!!
You: okay i think i cleaned it all up.
Stranger: I can't understand you japanese... you are too... awesome..
You: Lol i gave the blood stained towel to my brother.
Stranger: loooool
You: x3 i told him he'll get H1N1. he's now panicking
Stranger: H1N1?
You: A disease you can get from another persons blood. its uncommon among siblings, but Nier doesnt know that.
Stranger: hihihihih
You: hihi?
Stranger: that was a norwegian giggle..
Stranger: shut up!
You: x3
You: kehehehe.
You: I had to
You: no!
You: KESESESESE!
You: I BECAME PRUSSIA!
Stranger: LOL
You: x3
Stranger: I am going to Honningsvåg tonight, amh, with boat.
Stranger: With my class
You: ooooOooooOooo
Stranger: amh do you have a skype, tumblr or dev?
You: ~
You: Deviantart.
You: Si
You: Im KaineOkamiBlackstar.
Stranger: OMG I LOVE OKAMI!
Stranger: AND BLACKSTAR
Stranger: xD
You: YEP!
Stranger: AND KAINE <3
You: SOMEONE WITH GOOD TASTE!
You: and yes. LOVE ME! x3
You: I love okami. with a passion.
Stranger: My name is Irèn!
You: and i love Soul eater.
You: x3 OooooOoooo preeeeeeeeeeeeeety~
You: *stalk mode activated*
Stranger: Are you a Norway fan
Stranger: ?
You: A little.
You: kinda.
You: yeah.
You: xD
Stranger: My Deviant is Chiakitasso
You: OooOOo
You: I see.
Stranger: XD
You: Im "that bitch"
Stranger: HAHA WAT? XD
You: Look at you're notes. xD
Stranger: olala
Stranger: you like fan fics..
You: Thanks...their not that good to me. but i guess all writes say that. TT^TT
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: I need to read the,
Stranger: them
You: aww thx
You: I want to play okami so bad but i cant TT^TT
You: Nier is using the T.V.
You: He can go to hell.
You: Helka* too.
Stranger: I can play it now >:3
You: I hate you. TT^TT
Stranger: :3
You: You mock my pain
You: Me: Onii-chan! Can i play!?
Nier: no Nii-chan.
Stranger: XD
You: me: Onii-chan, i'm lonely.
Nier: guess what?
Me: what?
You: Nier: fuck not given
You: me: :A;
Stranger: XD
You: MY ONII CHAN IS MEAN! how the hell is he my twin?
You: I hate my twin Muy much
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I have three big brothers
You: I have my twin and a younger bro.
You: T^T i want older siblings
Stranger: I make my big brothers call me Little sister >:3
You: i do that too.
You: Me: (my younger brother is Yuki): YUUUUUUKKKKIIIII~!
You: Yuki: hai?
You: Me: CALL ME NII-CHAN!! (big sister)
You: Yuki: NuuuUUUUUUuuuuUUuuuu!
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: Me: XD
You: He hates that.
Stranger: lol
You: So, its me (Kaine) Nier, and Yuki. FAMILY! *hugs brothers*
You: nier: NO KAINE! OFF!
You: Yuki: ;A;
Stranger: You sound so cute!
You: My family is big on "personal space" xD
Nier: trust me, she's an ugly wench.
Yuki: she's evil.
Kaine: um...right here guys....
You: ;A;
Stranger: I got a visitor bye

XD WHY DO I ALWAYS GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE IN THE NORTH! FIRST SIGGY NOW Irèn!!

----->
You: Hello?
Stranger: Hei
You: .....Y-you're not Romania a-are you?
Stranger: Nei, this is Norway..
You: *tembling lessens* okay...
You: How is Iceland?
Stranger: He is getting better.. And who are you might I ask
You: You probably dont know me, but i am Valentina, i represent Central Italy.
Stranger: You're from Italia..? Sounds nice..
You: I guess. its to warm for me.
You: *waves it off* and we're poor, so its not the best.
Stranger: You have the sun at least, we've been without the sun all winter, and it's finally returning now.
You: ah, that does not sound pleasant....
You: *shivers*
Stranger: Mh, it isn't. Why are you shivering, kjære deg?
You: Ah, i felt cold for a second...*sighs* im still recovering from the diasaster....
You: Non ti preoccupare...
You: ((THE ALMIGHTY POWERS OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE!!))
Stranger: Hæ? Unnskyld?
Stranger: ((THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF KNOWING NORWEGIAN))
You: ((ahh you lucky biatch. I only know japanese....xD))
You: Dont worry, its nothing..
Stranger: ((ahh! You lucky biatch!))
Stranger: Oh, alright.
You: ((xD envy the other person. x3 i think we'll get along fine.))
Stranger: ((Jeg å))
You: *smiles* i got lost though.....i have no idea how i got here..
You: ((私はスキルを持って....ヘヘ、私は自分の舌で入力することができます！))
Stranger: ((Hva i helvette!? Jeg fårstår ikke en drit, D: Google oversetter her kommer jeg!))
You: （（問題？））
Stranger: ((Did you know there is TWO types of Norwegian, and we have to learn both. Not to mention that I have my dialect, so the google translate won't work unless I write in Norwegian Bokmål? >:3))
You: ((Now i know. Did you know that google translate is being gay and is fucking up what i type. x3 but its funneh all the same.))
You: *smiles* i got lost though.....i have no idea how i got here..
Stranger: Oh, well, you're all the way up in North Norway...
You: *sweatdrops* that far from Italy?
You: Shit...
Stranger: That far away from the world, you can only go to Finland or Russia from all the way up here..
Stranger: Or the North pole, if that is what you wish..
You: *sighs* *uses sarcasm* Yes, i want to go more north.... TT^TT fratello is gonna kill me.
Stranger: Ah, That is North Italy, right? Or am I mistaken?
You: North as well as South italy. you are correct....
Stranger: Beklager, I do not know any Italian..
You: Oh, non posso parlare norvegese, quindi mi sono fregato.
You: (( Translation: Oh, i cannot speak Norwegian, so i'm screwed.))
Stranger: Up here some people does not speak Norwegian, but the Sami language.. It is actually the Sami-peoples national day today.. ((No shit))
You: *rubs her temples* i need to get back.....
Stranger: I could book you a flight back home?
You: *eyes glisten* Davvero? Grazie mille! * lo abbraccia * Thank you so molto!
Stranger: -stares blankly at her- Ah, Du er hjertelig velkommen?
You: *hugs tight* *smiles sweetly*
Stranger: -pats her back- ....
You: You're very nice....
Stranger: . . . Well that was a new one..
You: huh?
Stranger: I haven't exactly been called 'nice' before..
You: Why not?
Stranger: Because they clearly haven't thought that I am nice
You: ((xD LOL))
You: I think you're nice.
Stranger: ((ಠ_ಠ))
Stranger: Takk, I guess?
You: You sound so surprised *laughs*
Stranger: I am..
You: so i realize.
Stranger: Well, you can't travel from Finnmark (northern Norway) And down to Italy... But you can from Tromsø, (Further south of Norway) So we should probably hop on a train to get there...
You: okay.
Stranger: Hm. -gazes around the snowy paths- I do believe it is this way, first, are you cold at all?
You: A little....
Stranger: -gives her his jacket- here.. And let's go find a Spark we can use to ride on.. ((Amh, it's almost like a sledge, google it 'En Spark'))
You: ((ever translate norwegian to Japanese....its interesting results...xD I TRIED!!))
You: *wraps the coat around her slender frame* uh huh...
Stranger: Hm, let's see. Ah, wait a second.. Herr Johannes? Hei, kunne jeg være så snill å få låne din spark? -walks over to another man-
You: *presses her lips together in a thin line*
Stranger: Takker, du finner den på togstasjonen nede i Elvedalen, greit? -walks over with the spark to Valentina- Here, sit down, it will go faster this way, with all the snow and up and downhills this will really help us..
You: *sits down as told*
Stranger: Just.. Hold on tight. -gives it a little kick and rides it down the street-
You: *lets out a soft squeak*
Stranger: -le steep downhill appears-
You: ((you're trying to kill me...xD))
Stranger: ((Welcome to norway~))
You: ((x3 thats it. Im gonna force you to end up in italy.))
Stranger: ((HAHA))
You: *clamps mouth shut* IL cercando di uccidermi!
You: ((YOU SHALL SUFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!))
Stranger: ((Pfft?! In italia? Where the sun shines and there is NO snow that blocks your front door so you have to crawl out the kitchen window to get to school? Oh please it will be like an vacation))
You: ((You suck.....))
You: (im actually stuck in italy, so let me explain-
You: YOU CANT WALK DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT BEING HIT ON!
The food is repetitive. ((im sick of Tomatos))
Italian's talk to fast, i cant keep up....TT^TT
You: and most of all ...
You: THEY ARE FUCKING ANNOYING!!)
Stranger: ((Let me tell you how Norway is: Snow, fjords, bad weather, blizzards... It where -32 degrees here last week -.-))'
You: *clamps mouth shut* Si sta tentando di uccidermi!
You: ((i could live with that, as long as no one hits on me. TT^TT))
Stranger: (( No one will hit on you here unless they are drunk.. ))
You: ((*grabs bags* Im moving.))
Stranger: ((And no one will smile to you, or talk to you....))
Stranger: (( JK! XD))
Stranger: ((... And we eat too much fish, potatoes and sheep.))
You: ((i can live with that. :
Me: i hate you all.....))
Stranger: -runs down the hill, no cars in sight-
You: ((Yep, your trying to kill Val. Shame, i like her. T^T))
Stranger: ((There is NO Cars in North Norway so they won't get run over))
Stranger: ((Beware of reindeers though...))
You: ((i mean i'll die of a fucking heart attack. In Italy, we NEVER do this))
You: *goes really pale*
You: ((we are mellow people))
You: ((OH YEAH! but we have the Mafia.))
Stranger: ((... and moose and bear..))
Stranger: ((Wolves.. foxes... ))
You: ((and Denmark would piss himself in nature....*im a SATW fan...*))
Stranger: ((Haha, geez, you know what, I nearly LIVE on a mountain. Danes are annoying.. they call us mountain monkeys....))
Stranger: ((*is a SATW fan too*))
You: ((YESH! xD))
You: (lol but im weird. My dad makes us move alot, so ive been almost everywhere.
Where ive bee:
You: (Fuck my comp for cutting me off))
You: ((TT^TT it does that...))
Stranger: (( I have always been in North Norway ಠ_ಠ))
Stranger: ((Oh and something that is not true in SATW.. Norwegians are NOT big and tall, most guys are tall and really skinny..))
Stranger: ((It is ridiculous how skinny they are...))
You: Where ive been:
Japan,
Sweden,
Italy,
America,
Spain,
Brazil,
Portugal,
Cuba,
Germany (i will...never...speak...of it...))
Argentina,
You: and the list can and would go on.
You: Really? ANOREXIC!?!))
Stranger: No, but just slim.. I mean, I don't know a fat Norwegian.....))
Stranger: ((A young fat norwegian that is..))
You: ((xD))
Stranger: (( Well, we have a American here.. he is pretty fat..))
You: (LOL)
You: ((thats nice to say.))
Stranger: ((Hahaha sorry but it is true!))
You: ((x3 i cant say much, im *STILL* trying to burn off fat from my last visit to america.))
Stranger: ((I can't believe they eat Pancakes for breakfast.. We eat bread....))
You: ((In japan we eat rice. *BEST DIET EVER!!*))
You: ((and we nosebleed easily.))
You: ((which is why i no longer read Norway X Denmark Fanfictions.)
Stranger: ((ಠ෴ಠ))
You: (My twin brother is now laughing over my shoulder. xD he's evil. DAMN YOU NEIR!!))
Stranger: ((But Danes are SOO ANNOYING!!!))
You: ((My brother might be danish.))
Stranger: ((YOU ARE ANNOYING!!))
Stranger: ((to your Brother~))
Stranger: ((From me :3))
You: (( he says :
" SHUT UP YOU DAMN MOUNTAIN MONKEY!"
Me:get you're gay ass outta my room.
Stranger: ((I AM NO MOUNTAIN MONKEY JUST BECAUSE I SKII DOWN MORE MOUNTAINS IN A DAY THAN YOU WILL EVER DO!!!))
You: ((wait...if my twin is danish....wont i be? *sobs hysterically*))
Stranger: ((But you are cute so I forgive you..))
You: ((xD))
You: ((lol my bro:
Neir(sorry, we have japanese names xD): Kaine, Look at you're chest, you're Swedish.))
You: ((XD IM LAUGHING SO HARD!!))
Stranger: ((GASP! And I am just Norwegian -sobs- ))
You: ((GAK NIER GROPED ME FROM BEHIND! TT^TT ))
You: ((I HATE THAT!))
You: ((Damn perv...))
Stranger: ((WAT! I WILL KILL HIM WITH MY FISH!!))
Stranger: ((FISH SLAP!))
You: ((xD FISH BIATCH SLAP~!!))
Stranger: ((OMG WHY AM I LISTENING TO A DANISH SONG!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!))
You: ((Nuuuuu~))
Stranger: ((Aw phuw.. I only realized it was danish when he said: dine øyne er så blå
Stranger: ((Or it's more Dine øjne e så blå in danish))
You: ((.......?.....))
Stranger: ((Your eyes are so blue))
You: oh....
You: i need to learn more languages...
You: especially because i keep traveling.
Stranger: I only know three norwegian ones, Sami, German and English..
You: (Ah, thats not bad. i only know Spanish, French, Italian, Japanese, English, and a little swedish... I could say German but im not particularly good.))
Stranger: omg..
You: ((omg what?))
Stranger: you know japanease...
Stranger: japanese..
Stranger: I can't even spell ig
You: ((xD))
You: i know it cuz i was born their. (yet i dont look asian..xD))
Stranger: -sobs-
You: x3 jelly bro?
Stranger: Jaaa
You: *pokes your cheek* jelly?
You: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllly~?
You: xD
Stranger: JAAAAAAAa
Stranger: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Stranger: FOR FAEN JAAAAAAAAAa
You: XD i know what Faen means. ((i dont even speak Norwegian, i just roleplay with someone who plays Norway and i play Iceland. xD))
You: ((very amusing))
Stranger: >:3
Stranger: It means FUCK
Stranger: but not the act of FUCKING
You: ((i know. xD))
Stranger: it relates to the Icelandic word, Fjandinn, which means 'the devil' There is a norwegian documentry of the word. Do you want the link?
You: *how i react * I just got out of school yet im still learning......
You: *MIND FUCK!))
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkJf0m…
You: mind faen.
Stranger: :3
Stranger: You can't say it like Mind fucked..
You: *facepalm* I TRIED MY BEST!
You: TT^TT
Stranger: hum.. I guess that would be more like Føkka i haue..
You: Cant say i didnt try.
Stranger: FAAN!
Stranger: FANDEN
Stranger: PERKELE~
You: baka...
Stranger: :3
You: Ineta Baka.
You: ((your an idiot...)
You: ((im trying it how its pronounced, not how its spelt, so it looks fucked up.))
Stranger: FAAAAAEEEEEEN
Stranger: In norwegian that would be
Stranger: Du er en idiot
Stranger: Du er ein fjomp (The second norwegian)
You: We got WAY off topic...
Stranger: HAHAH
You: I think you were busy KILLING ME!
Stranger: hahahhahah no no
You: yes yes.
You: si assassino
Stranger: JEG ER IKKE EN SNIKMYRDER!
Stranger: I am no assassin
You: ((no i called you a murderer.))
You: *I* am an assassin *ninja mode activated*
Stranger: Eg e ikkje ein myrder!
You: Care to translate Amigo?
You: or amiga?
Stranger: Jeg er ikke en morder
Stranger: I am no murderer.
Stranger: AMIGA actually
You: Fine fine, Amiga.
You: And si, you are
You: FUCK YOURSELF NIER! UP YOUR GAY ASS!
You: Sorry...im using voice commands...
You: x3
Stranger: seriously?!
You: imma type now....
Stranger: WHAT
You: Sorry, me and my brother go back and forth like that, which is why i am typing now. When i type in foreign languages, i usually use my vocal commands to make it more accurate.
Stranger: omg...
Stranger: you can DO THAT?!
You: Yeah, my computer allows me to...
You: Doesnt it for you as well?
Stranger: No..
You: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! im special.
Stranger: Japanese people... so advanced...
You: Of course *hair flip* we're bosses.
You: LOL my bro:
Nier: Kaine look! *shows me a porn book*
Kaine:*nosebleeds*
You: NOW I GOTTA CLEAN UP MY BLOOD.
You: FUCK YOU NIER.
You: YOU BITCH!
Stranger: seriously, do you nose bleed?
You: Yes, rather easiry
You: Fuck its picking up my accent.
You: ;A;
Stranger: ...........................................
You: Im screwing up the mic, brb.
Stranger: HAHA
You: I got blood to clean so give me a second.
Stranger: lol
You: NIER TOUCH MY COMPUTER AND ILL KILL YOU WITH A STAKE KNIFE!!
You: okay i think i cleaned it all up.
Stranger: I can't understand you japanese... you are too... awesome..
You: Lol i gave the blood stained towel to my brother.
Stranger: loooool
You: x3 i told him he'll get H1N1. he's now panicking
Stranger: H1N1?
You: A disease you can get from another persons blood. its uncommon among siblings, but Nier doesnt know that.
Stranger: hihihihih
You: hihi?
Stranger: that was a norwegian giggle..
Stranger: shut up!
You: x3
You: kehehehe.
You: I had to
You: no!
You: KESESESESE!
You: I BECAME PRUSSIA!
Stranger: LOL
You: x3
Stranger: I am going to Honningsvåg tonight, amh, with boat.
Stranger: With my class
You: ooooOooooOooo
Stranger: amh do you have a skype, tumblr or dev?
You: ~
You: Deviantart.
You: Si
You: Im KaineOkamiBlackstar.
Stranger: OMG I LOVE OKAMI!
Stranger: AND BLACKSTAR
Stranger: xD
You: YEP!
Stranger: AND KAINE <3
You: SOMEONE WITH GOOD TASTE!
You: and yes. LOVE ME! x3
You: I love okami. with a passion.
Stranger: My name is Irèn!
You: and i love Soul eater.
You: x3 OooooOoooo preeeeeeeeeeeeeety~
You: *stalk mode activated*
Stranger: Are you a Norway fan
Stranger: ?
You: A little.
You: kinda.
You: yeah.
You: xD
Stranger: My Deviant is Chiakitasso
You: OooOOo
You: I see.
Stranger: XD
You: Im "that bitch"
Stranger: HAHA WAT? XD
You: Look at you're notes. xD
Stranger: olala
Stranger: you like fan fics..
You: Thanks...their not that good to me. but i guess all writes say that. TT^TT
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: I need to read the,
Stranger: them
You: aww thx
You: I want to play okami so bad but i cant TT^TT
You: Nier is using the T.V.
You: He can go to hell.
You: Helka* too.
Stranger: I can play it now >:3
You: I hate you. TT^TT
Stranger: :3
You: You mock my pain
You: Me: Onii-chan! Can i play!?
Nier: no Nii-chan.
Stranger: XD
You: me: Onii-chan, i'm lonely.
Nier: guess what?
Me: what?
You: Nier: fuck not given
You: me: :A;
Stranger: XD
You: MY ONII CHAN IS MEAN! how the hell is he my twin?
You: I hate my twin Muy much
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I have three big brothers
You: I have my twin and a younger bro.
You: T^T i want older siblings
Stranger: I make my big brothers call me Little sister >:3
You: i do that too.
You: Me: (my younger brother is Yuki): YUUUUUUKKKKIIIII~!
You: Yuki: hai?
You: Me: CALL ME NII-CHAN!! (big sister)
You: Yuki: NuuuUUUUUUuuuuUUuuuu!
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: Me: XD
You: He hates that.
Stranger: lol
You: So, its me (Kaine) Nier, and Yuki. FAMILY! *hugs brothers*
You: nier: NO KAINE! OFF!
You: Yuki: ;A;
Stranger: You sound so cute!
You: My family is big on "personal space" xD
Nier: trust me, she's an ugly wench.
Yuki: she's evil.
Kaine: um...right here guys....
You: ;A;
Stranger: I got a visitor bye

I went on account and she had a thing called a "Commissions". Mainly its art, and she's asking for points. At first, i was like :
"i want one!" Then i saw how many points it costed...... I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF POINTS BIATCH!!!
Then i had an Epiphany. If Ruru can do an Art Commission......WHY CANT I DO A FANFICTION COMMISSION!?!?!? I TOLD YOU GUYS I WAS SMART!!! YOU NEVA LISTENED! But, unlike SOME PEOPLE!!! i wont be charging more than 5 points. sooooo~ i'll put up the commission widget, and see what i can do. COUNTING ON YOU GUYS!!! <3
EDIT: I learned something, i cant do 5 points, sorry guys. It turned into 10 TTATT im not pleased.